Minions, I'm a gamer from way back. How far back? I had the original Atari game console, one of the first Nintendo systems (NES), and just about everything up from there to include our current systems in our house: PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, and PSP. Hey, gamers here. So yesterday I was talking with one of my cousins, Loki, we started talking about games. One of my favorite memories was playing Duck Hunt together. If you don't know what Duck Hunt is, you're probably too young to be here and should leave. I'll give you a moment. *whistles Jeopardy theme* Are they gone? Good. So everyone at some point during this game had the dreaded moment: You missed a duck, or two depending on how far you got. SO if you missed, you knew what was coming next. Yep, that fucking dog would laugh at you. Point and fucking laugh his annoying orange ass off. We all pretty much this reaction:*shoots at the dog*DIE, YOU BASTARD! FUCKING DIE! But he never did. Immortal little fucker. Well, I mentioned it on Facebook and how I loved talking with Loki about it. So who comments with the most awesome fucking thing ever? Kobal, Hecate's husband. He posts a link to a video. This is what I see:
I fucking love you, Kobal! Not like that, sicko! Like a twisted brother. Thanks for the video link! Now, time to shoot that fucking dog! What better way to spend a Sunday? ~Hekate
Okay Minions, this site has me up to blog about it. So listen up: I'm a gamer. Yes, I pretty much do it all as a goth. Why do you think all goths are depressed, loners who wear black, want to kill the world, and hate life? That's called Emo. Emo is like goth, but it's for pussies. Anyway, back to my mission. I visit a lot of Facebook pages. Some I like, some I keep a check on, and some... Well, let's just say they are questionable even for me and I'm pretty fucking twisted. So as I was stalking some of my Facebook followers (yeah, I like to check you all out at times and some of you have your shit on lock down and are no fun) and I found that one of you liked this page named Loki's Planet. I loveLoki, so you know I had to check them out. Guess what I found? They have a social network for gamers, by gamers. So I hopped on over to their site and made a profile. Seriously, if you're a gamer, go here now! It's like Facebook, but for gamers and way fucking cooler. They have news about games, articles to help you out, it's a hard core catering to gamers! You don't have to be uber, epic, hardcore, tournament playing, marathon gamer to enjoy this site either. All skill levels are welcomed. So get on over there, sign up, connect, and enjoy.
