So since this is my first post, I figured I'd let you into my dark, twisted world to get a feel of who I am and why I'm doing what I do:
I'm a goth. Have been for a long time. What qualifies me as goth? Depends on your definition. Some say wearing black and dark clothing equals goth. Yes, I do that. Some say goths are freaks in bed. Yeah, I guess you could say I am. Some say goths are twisted people who worship Satan. Yeah, wait... Say huh?. Twisted, yes. Worship Satan, no. My theory is he worships me cause I'm just that awesome. But by most definitions I am Goth. I digress...
Let's just say I'm a 30ish stay-at-home-mom. Maybe I'm older, maybe I'm younger. Does age really matter? Yeah, didn't think so. I have three Gothlings, children if you will. Well four actually, but I gave one up for adoption. Long story which is no ones business, so I just claim three.
Verin, the oldest, is my only boy. Verin was suppose to be a twin, but his twin just couldn't survive. Yes, it's sad, but don't feel bad for me. That's not what this is about. He's smart, too smart sometimes, popular, and somewhat of a pimp. Why do I say that? Because in 2nd grade he has a 6th grade girl ask for his number. Serious WTF moment for me.
Nyx and Nox are my girls. They are twins. They are somewhat surprising. They pulled a door off the frame before they were two. Not once, but twice! Once after it was repaired with longer screws. Still no actual proof of how they did it. Yet another WTF moment for me. Needless to say, I have my hands full.
Then there's Xic, my husband. He's the greatest, though sometimes I would like to kick his arse. He is the only one I know who can handle me. Seriously, he puts me in my place when I need it, and vice versa. When you hear people say that their spouse completes them, most of the time it's just bullshit talk. This man is my completion. He's everything I'm not and can't be. He's ex-military and truly my hero.
So back to me. I am Hekate. I will not use my real name and hope that my friends and family who come here and to my Facebook page will keep my dark secret. If you happen to figure out who I am and stalk me, I. Will. End.You. No joke, you don't want to be on my shit list. What I can't do physically I can make up for in other ways. I'll put you on blast for the world to see. I will make your life a living Hell. And if I can't personally kick your arse, I know a few people who would do it for me.
Now this blog and my page are meant as an outlet for me to vent about stupidity I encounter and witness in hopes you can either relate and say "Hell yeah!" or laugh your asses off. On my Facebook page I will ban all trolls and people just wanting to start drama. But don't think I won't put your ass in my blog and blast you on Facebook tagging you in my post so all your trolling friends can see. Believe me, I can be ruthless.
I have no filter at times... Okay, most of the time. I do try to keep in mind on Facebook that some people will share my status and pics and will refrain as much as possible from "graphic language". How the fuck ever, here I am making this an Adult Page and you will have to "consent" to view this page. Yes, I will drop the F-bomb from time to time. It's called Freedom of Speech and I will use it. Don't like it? Leave. Now, sit down, grab something to drink, try not to spit it all over your computer, and enjoy.
~Hekate
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