Halloween Family Fun, Hekate Style!

Verin's first teenage Halloween I am going to teach him the art of TPing someone's house. 

1. Buy the cheapest 1 ply TP. Why? More sheets to the roll and when they do clean up it tears with every pull.
2. Never work alone, but make sure you work with at least one slow running friend who won't rat you out. This is why running track in school is a good thing.
3. Ninja costumes are best for this debauchery. It helps get you in the mind set, you can hide in the shadows, and ninjas are fucking bad ass!
4. If you can, stick to allies and start in the back. Watch out for guard dogs and motion activated lights. This is where the slower, non-snitching friend comes in.
5. Start with trees, bushes, and then the house. Stick to one stories unless you can get a good perch in a tree to hit the second floor and roof.
6. Don't limit yourself by just going over the house. Go around if you have the opportunity and it's dark enough.
7. Spray bottles with water help the paper stick to windows.

Nope, I've never done this before. I'm a good little goth!


~Hekate