Conversation With Xic

Seriously Minions, we have some off the wall conversations by most people's standards. However, for us, this is all normal. Xic has never been to a strip club, so I had to ask.

Hekate: Have you ever wanted to go to a strip club?

Xic: *probably thinking this is a loaded question* No. Why pay for it? I have you.

Hekate: Aww, thanks sweetie. But seriously. Never once thought about it?

Xic: I thought about what it would be like, but never really about going.

Hekate: What if we get a babysitter and go together?

Xic: Uh... But how would you feel if some chick rubs her boobs in my face and gives me a lap dance?

Hekate: Say I better be getting one too! Hello... I'm Bisexual. 

Xic: Okay, once we get a babysitter and some extra money.

Hekate: Plus, we both get all turn on and then come home and fuck like rabbits.

Xic: Wow, you could make a black man blush.

Hekate: It's what I do.

~Hekate